I hate you like a cleaner hates a stain
I hate you like Charley now hates her “fame”
I hate you like a Tabby hates Great Danes
So you can see it running miles
Like a murderer hates his trial
I hate you like an oily pan hates water
I hate you like a cop hates a fraudster
I hate you like a Vegan hates to slaughter
So they protest and have riots
Like fat people hate diets
I hate you like Nazi’s hate Jews
I hate you like fiction hates the news
I hate you like winners hate to lose
I hate you.

I love you like a book loves it’s pages
I love you like mums love to take ages
I love you like rich men love their wages
So they can rub it in people’s faces
Like cameras love exotic places
I love you like a dog loves his master
I love you like worshippers love their pastor
I love you like racers love to go faster
So they can experience the thrill
Like a carpenter loves his drill
I love you baths love bubbles
I love you like bad boys love their troubles
I love you like maths loves doubles
I love you.

I need you like a printer needs paper
I need you like a toy needs a maker
I need you like clouds need vapour
So they can show how pretty they are
Like the sky needs a star
I need you like a dictionary needs words
I need you like a nest needs a bird
I need you like a lecturer needs to be heard
So they can get through their point
Like a bone needs it’s joint
I need you like a door needs a key
I need you like dogs need to wee
I need you like a doctor needs a PHD
I need you