Task 23-Grumpy & Rumplestilskin

[Dopey is at a computer in the internet cafe in Fairyland Prison talking on MSN to Rumplestilskin who is in Fairyland state prison in his intenet cafe]

D: Wow! Rumple wat u in 4?
R: Nothin really! Kidnapping a child, child manual labour den i kidnapped her child. Peanuts really! I wuld never xpect u 2 be in here! Wat u in 4?
D: Da fairy police got a bit suspicious about a woman living with seven dwarfs! Apparently it's not normal!
R: OMG! Dey judge our lives like they live them themselves, da cheeck of them! 2 b honest I dont think its our crimes that we've been arrested 4 i think its something a lot more prejudice!
D: Wat!!!!????
R: R u tellin me you havent noticed! All da 7 dwarfs in ere, me, pinocchio, little bear, Jack! R u seriously not seein da pattern!
D: No im not really but i can feel its gonna b a great point!
R: We've all got 1 thing in common... Our height! We're all short! thats why we're really in here! you saw what Prince Charming done to Shrek & Fiona why aint he in ere! I'll tell u y its cause he's an average aint he!
D: I never really thought of it like that! OMG we should complain!
R: They'll never listen we should break OUT!
D: R u mad! They've got Fairy shooters just waitin 4 1 of us 2 pull dat stunt!
R: O come on wat can b worse den here!
D: DEAD!!!
R: They cant kill us! How would da children take that hey!!!
D: Tru!!! Fine wats da plan!!!???

R: Well we're gonna hav 2 go out da bak aint we! less guards dat way! U bring rope, a shouvel & urself and i'll bring da rest!

D: Alrite den wer we meetin & wen!!!

R: Half 10 outside the ca-

(Prison guard cuts of the internet connection the screens all go black)

Rumplestilskin: (Talks to himself) O bloody brilliant, dats happy, sleepy and grumpy off my list 4 left to try!!!