Katie: You know aero chocolate bar?
Eve: Yeah...
Katie: Have you felt the bubbles melt?
Eve: Katie is you nuts or something?
Katie: I don’t think they have nuts in there do they?
Eve: How long will this take to get through your thick skull man?
Katie: Well (offended) I just asked you if felt the bubbles melt and you got all huffy on me!
Eve: Ok, ok yes I can feel the bubbles bloody melt in an aero bar, ok you happy.
Katie: NO! (Crying) I can’t!
Eve: What? Katie man no point crying about it you must be joking!
Katie: It’s not fair. (Hits eve hard.)
Eve: What the hell Katie, its bloody chocolate bar! Ok it doesn’t matter about the bubbles
Katie: Then, why? Eve did they write it on the packet, Look, look it clearly says: Can You feel the bubbles melt? And I can’t? WHY?
Eve: So you think I know the obvious answer then?
Katie: Clearly! (Shouting)
Eve: (quietly and calmly) Katie can I ask you something?
Katie: What? (Rudely)
Eve: (yelling) what is it with you and aero bubbles?
Katie: (sobbing) They Lied to me Eve, has anyone ever done that to you before? Eve hurt you from the inside?
Eve: (sarcastically) No of course not, I know, I feel your pain...
Katie: Thank god, eve you know how I feel!
Eve: Shut up you doughnut!
Katie: See even your lying to me!
Eve: Look Katie takes another one and see if you can feel the bubbles melt...
Katie: Eve.
Eve: yes
Katie: You know aero chocolate bars?
Eve: (coldly) yes.
Katie: Can you feel the bubbles melt?
Eve: Yeah...
Katie: Have you felt the bubbles melt?
Eve: Katie is you nuts or something?
Katie: I don’t think they have nuts in there do they?
Eve: How long will this take to get through your thick skull man?
Katie: Well (offended) I just asked you if felt the bubbles melt and you got all huffy on me!
Eve: Ok, ok yes I can feel the bubbles bloody melt in an aero bar, ok you happy.
Katie: NO! (Crying) I can’t!
Eve: What? Katie man no point crying about it you must be joking!
Katie: It’s not fair. (Hits eve hard.)
Eve: What the hell Katie, its bloody chocolate bar! Ok it doesn’t matter about the bubbles
Katie: Then, why? Eve did they write it on the packet, Look, look it clearly says: Can You feel the bubbles melt? And I can’t? WHY?
Eve: So you think I know the obvious answer then?
Katie: Clearly! (Shouting)
Eve: (quietly and calmly) Katie can I ask you something?
Katie: What? (Rudely)
Eve: (yelling) what is it with you and aero bubbles?
Katie: (sobbing) They Lied to me Eve, has anyone ever done that to you before? Eve hurt you from the inside?
Eve: (sarcastically) No of course not, I know, I feel your pain...
Katie: Thank god, eve you know how I feel!
Eve: Shut up you doughnut!
Katie: See even your lying to me!
Eve: Look Katie takes another one and see if you can feel the bubbles melt...
Katie: Eve.
Eve: yes
Katie: You know aero chocolate bars?
Eve: (coldly) yes.
Katie: Can you feel the bubbles melt?
Hey, I think you should know, Eve and Katie are based on 2 real people, and Katie is a doghnut...
ReplyDeleteHAAAA THIS WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!!! I agree Katie is a Doghnut... LOL It's different from what I was expecting... after I read sir's exemplars... but I love it it's HILARIOUS!!!!
ReplyDeleteI thought this was absolutely brilliant: funny, poignant, well-written and perfectly structured. You don't lose momentum at all, and your ending is as fantastic as the rest. Well done!
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